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how do you spell dj?
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shut up | viking | my house whilst sending a text | Rob
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Tim (about a single sculler): I don't know whether I'm more attracted to the stroke, the boat or the girl sculling it!
Sophie: Well if you get the girl, you will generally get a go in the boat... If you get the boat, you won't necessarily get a go in the girl!!! | Tim / Sophie | Henley | Tim
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| It takes a gangster to know a gangster. | Sophie (about herself) | Henley | Tim
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I have only drunk driven once - with a bus load of people...
Tim: Why?!
Tom: They were Korean!! | Flopsy | Blakes House | Tim
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Tim: but if she shaves, then she looks like a child.
Chris: But thats the best part. | chris and tim | Blakes house | Blake Turczak
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| "Henry: the fountain of all unfinished jobs..." | Blake | After training, some months ago now... | Flopsy
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Whilst watching A Question of Sport...
Freddie: "That James Cracknell..........is he a rower?" | Freddie | Totnes (January) - I can't believe I forgot this for so long! | Arnie
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Dan cooper: the lake is electrified so the geese dont stay on it..
Freddie: really!! | Dan and Fred | BUSA 07 | Dan
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| I dont like nuts but i just need something in my mouth | Chris | BUSA 07 | Dan
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| My fat friends get a lot of dick | Sally | BUSA 07 | Dan
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| Oh, its so much better sleeping with girls | Sarah | moving in to the girls' dorm of the iglooooo | Fresh
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| It's not because you're a girl, it's because you're crap! | My house mate | Kerry trying to change a light bulb | Blake Turczak
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| should i go as male or female tomorrow? that is the ultimate question. | henry | on a forum | Dan
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| You're all bastards, I hate you | Tim, rowing club founder | BUSA 2007 | Huw
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| God I'm so holey | Sophie | BUSA 07 | Tim
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| I could eat a horse now! ...a vegetable horse..... | Andy | BUSA 07 | Tim
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| Dyou want me to hold that for you Tim, while you go? | Nia | Outside the toilet about a bottle of water at BUSA 07 | Tim
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| I'd drink too much if I were a house husband - I need a job to keep me sober! | Flopsy | BUSA 07 | Tim
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| 'I don't like it when the hard ones come in my face' | Sophie Chief | At Blakes; b'day bbq on the beach, in reference to American footballs | Apples
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| 'Kill him, KILL HIM! Ok that'll do donkey...that'll do.' | Blake | football on the beach | Henry
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Tim: 'Car journeys without Sims are so much less fun...'
Blake: 'Yeah he's like a toddler with tourettes!' | Blake | In the minibus back from Llandaff | Tim
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| 'you're infamous.......like Hitler' | Jenna | Orange House whilst talking about the reputation of Apples. | Apples
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| ah my groin | nia | totnes march | Henry
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| boobs are what you take out on a saturday night, a chest is what you take rowing | garry | totnes march | Henry
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| sims has pulled a guy | laura | totnes march | Henry
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| Licky licky makes Apples Sticky | Apples | Waiting for the Minibus going to Nottingham BUSA head | Coopz
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| Now i know how my dog feels when i leave it out in the yard | Freddy | Whilst standing on the swan island having been pushed away from the ladder | Coopz
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| "Ahh, no Jake, my ass stings." | Stubbs | On the way to Time | Arnie
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| 'It's like having sex for the first time!' | Sims | Sims' first go in a scull - pretty wobbly! | Tim
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| All you guys is turn on each other | Conner | Swansea City Regatta | Coopz
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Dan: Lets talk about something less sexual now
Tim: Good idea, I'm off to get a sausage | Tim | At Swansea City Regatta | Coopz
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| I don't like stroking stickley | sophie | Wednesday rowing session | Rob
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| its just bitchy verbal diarhoea | Stubbs | Over MSN, referring to the 15 minute long rant she had just had | Apples
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Andy: WWWHHHHHOOOOoooaaaaa
Dan: AAAAarrrrrrggghhhh
Swan: ........
Andy: I Have more respect for swans now they have hard necks | Andy and Dan in the 2+ | In 2+ one Tuesday Evening after Andy hitting a Swan in the neck and head with his oar coming up the slide at full pressure and at a fast rating. | Coopz
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| Can I just ask....am I supposed to be loud in general...or just in certain situations? | Apples | In the forum discussing the AU poll | Coopz
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Steve: do you boy's have to face each other? (Hef and Huw)
Huw: no, just a personal prefrence. | Huw | Putting Lady on the trailer, saturday morn | Seb Clements
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| All my quotes on there are sexual... | Dan Coop | AU Office, talking about the quotes page | Tim
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| Waggle it in her general direction, and she'll stick it in her mouth! | Dan Coop | AU Office - guess who... | Tim
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| I like to piss on things and make them move... | Viking | Bar 7, at the urinal. Urinal pollution! | Arnie
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| I'd never suck a dog. I'd probably fuck one, though! | Viking | In the gym one morning, discussing beastiality for payment... | Arnie
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| "You know, I'm sort of glad Rosie didn't come on the training camp. With me and her in the studio apartment none of you would've got any sleep." | Coach Cooper | Rigging the boats | Arnie
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| I only last an hour Girls | Henry | Having Dinner with the girls in Totnes | Kate M
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| "We only did that last set to see how much I could make you hurt" | Seb to Steve | Gym | Steve
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| As much as you poke it in my face, I'm not going to put it in my mouth | Coopz | Totnes Camp | Fresh
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| "I'm not gay in that way anymore." | Yeah, whatever Hef... | Totnes Training Camp | Arnie
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| "Jake, you're a lovely guy, but your a bit of a twat." | Tim | Maharani, in reference to the wall punching 'incident'. | Arnie
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| Every time Steve comes near me my heart skips a beat | Hef | In hef's bed... again | Fresh
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| No other man touches me the way that Steve does | Hef | In Hef's bed | Fresh
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| The forum page is my home page...for when Apples and Jake are being...awkward. | Henry | Training camp Totnes 07 | Henry
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| Im moist...but not in a good way. | Girls | Training camp Totnes 07 | Henry
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| It hurts to rub myself! | Apples | Training camp Totnes 07 | Henry
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| You should be in my hotel room...its been dirty. | Sophie | Training camp Totnes 07 | Henry
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| Barman...Do you have another bottle of Tequila? | Dan John | Training camp Totnes 07 | Henry
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| I only have one thing to say about gig rowers...inbred bastards. | Garry (Coach) | Training camp Totnes 07 | Henry
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| Thats all the SU are good for...condoms | Tim (AU press) | Training camp Totnes 07 | Henry
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| i'll grab mine...its a nice little one to play with | au alan | rhydings | Henry
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Apples: she just landed on her head...shows she aint got much in it.
Cooper: doesn't matter with legs like that, she doesn't need anything in it...apart from my **** | Cooper | After seeing an advert for the extremes women will go to to avoid deoderant marks | Apples
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| my legs don't look like muscle...they just look like compressed fat | Rosie | In Apples' room whilst admiring herself in the mirror | Apples
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| "It's easy: you just get on your knees, stick it in your mouth and swallow. But don't start sucking until it's up." | Coach Cooper, describing the correct beer bong technique | Blake's house | Arnie
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| Fresh, I'm going to lie on you | Apples | Carvery, just before we're about to eat... in reference to the new boat... | Fresh
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| My body has had a lot of experience digesting food. | Andy Cook | His house eating sunday roast | Henry
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| I walked for 4 miles and ended up in brown camp | Hef | Not really sure what this was about | Hefin
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| As soon as i have kids i'm gonna move over there and get them tugging things | Viking | After convo regarding Norways nation sport being "the worlds strongest man comp" and saying it is taught in schools | Coopz
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| This is sooo much better than sleeping with kids! | Sophie | When getting into a tent with Tim and Sims at Notts | Tim
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| My mums are crispier than those because she bashes them around a bit first | Apples | Sitting in living room after watching advert | Coopz
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Sims:'...actually her boyfriend is a bit large.'
Henry:'come on...he could get lost in Blake's Arse.' | Henry | Garage on the way back from Bristol | Henry
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"Don't worry about upgrading your equipment. Upgrade your body."
| -Anonymous cyclist | Unknown | James Long
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"The heights which great men reached and kept, Were not attained by sudden flight, They, whilst their companions slept, Were toiling upwards in the night."
| Henry Wadsworth Longfellow | Unknown | James Long
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| Rowing is like sex its just harder to fake | Rob | Thursday Circuits | Coopz
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Dan: "stop smiling!"
Steve: "if i stop smiling, i'll just start crying" | Steve | Sports Hall/Thursday/Circuits | Seb Clements
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| "She would be a lot less fit if she was bald" | Hef | Hef's living room (watching the OC, disscussing how fit Mischa Barton is) | Seb Clements
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| I think I may have found a more arrogant old man than I, and its you Henry. | Jim | Blakes house | Henry
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| You laugh like she's lying! | Jenny | Early morning row, refering to when Sophie promised she wouldn't drop the cox and the rest of the crew sniggered | Apples
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| Jake wants to go bobbing for apples | Tom | Bar 7 | Coopz
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| apples really does taste of strawberries | Tom Alden | sev3n | Henry
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| I really wouldn;t mind being a cat, I'd love to be a cat!!! | Tom Alden | At thursday circuits after holding the whistle under his chin and shaking it making it rattle | Coopz
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| I think we should put her down and get a new one. | Jim | When discussing 'Beijing' it was said: She's like a faithful old dog... | Tim
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| ..all you got to do is put your finger inside, push a little and then it works | Dan | Regarding lock on car door | Coopz
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| Fast and hard girls, like a pubescant boy loosing his virginity! | Geraghty | First time 2nd Womens crew tried to Row full pressure! | Rosie Gulliford
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| A balanced life is fine, so long as rowing comes first. | Jurgen Grobler | 1998 | Henry
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| You don't want Kate to stroke you Dan, you'll just catch crabs. | Tim | 2005, early SURC days | Henry
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